Add Your Chicken

THE RUBBER CHICKEN OF THE MONTH CLUB

SUBMISSION GUIDELINES

Welcome!
If you are on this page you
1. Must be a clever, witty soul in search of a venue in which to display some brilliant bit of artistic whimsy involving a rubber chicken. (You are also probably very good looking.)

2. OR, you are a doofus who feels compelled to click any link in sight. (In which case, sorry to say, you probably look like a doofus as well.)

We prefer to believe the former.
With that settled, let’s move on.

Here’s the Official Stuff:
The Rubber Chicken of the Month Club reserves the right to publish your submission at our own discretion in print or on our website. We also reserve the right to use and modify submissions as standard procedure. When you submit materials, you are granting us the right to a royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, fully sub-licensable, exclusive right to use, reproduce, modify, translate, adapt, publish, create derivative works from, distribute, perform, display, and delete such content in other works in any form, media or technology now known or hereafter developed. You represent and warrant that you have all of these rights to grant to us and that no other rights from any third party will be necessary.

Here’s the How-to-do-it Stuff:
Please email the LARGEST, MOST HIGH-RESOLUTION, ORIGINAL VERSION OF YOUR PHOTO (preferably 5” x 6” and 300 dpi, in case we select it for a book). Send it AS AN ATTACHMENT, preferably a JPEG, psd, or TIFF.

In the e-mail, include your chicken’s name, a brief description of what s/he is doing, and what flock you want to join. That would be:

• Rubber Chicken of the Month – for crisp, clean shots of chickens crying out for captions
• Fowl Play at Work – for workplace applications, photos, and stories of rubber chickens
• Free Range Chickens – for chickens traveling – do tell us where in the world the chicken is
• Food for Thought – for your best real chicken recipe and/or a picture of your rubber chicken representing a recipe
• Poultry in Motion – for chickens that don’t fit into any of the above categories

If you have a caption in mind, by all means include that in your e-mail. If you want a personal credit on the site (and I hope you do!) include your name, city, state/province, and country.

Mail your submission to: admin@rcotmc.com

I can’t wait to show the world your contribution!